We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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