Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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