Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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