Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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