I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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