Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
the raccoons are back...
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