I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
