***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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