yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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