i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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