: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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