the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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