what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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