you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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