what if I'm pregnant?
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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