She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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