this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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