Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
