its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He has the fingertips of a God
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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