So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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