there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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