I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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