Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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