I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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