what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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