my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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