I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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