i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My life is pants optional.
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