I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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