I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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