she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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