I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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