Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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