I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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