Buhtt sex?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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