She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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