WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just invented taco cereal.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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