Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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