No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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