that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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