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Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I've blown a few things in my day
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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