I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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