drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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