i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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