i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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