is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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