It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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