Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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