Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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