so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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