kristin has been a bad kristin
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My pussy is not your playground.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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