I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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