You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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