Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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