Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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