Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I look better un-naked...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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